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jordans-lattes asked you:
John! I see you're doing dares without involving kissing. I'll play fair. Anyways, I dare you to tickle Karkat!
Anonymous asked you:
QUICK, NO HOMO!
THE FUUU-HAHAHAHAHAHÜ Q-UIT IT EGBERT!! AH AH AH AAHAH AHH H!!!!
A Brief Thesis
As is very evident by now, the skin tones of humans in Homestuck are represented by stark white.
Whitest guy ever Second-whitest guy ever
Naturally then, the question arises: Is there a parallel between troll skin and human skin? What if trolls are similarly pigmented i
kagkat... y-you'ee not
T-TGOLLINS ME, AGE yOU?
15 THI5 My TGOLLINS FACE, JOHN?
WELL, USUALLy, WH-WHEN HUMANS AGE IN LOVE... WHICH I'M HOPINS - SUESSINS THAT yOU AGE, WE... WE 5MILE.
FOG THE LOVE OF--
FOG PUCK'S SAKE, JOHN, PLEASE 8E My MATESPGIT.