Результаты поиска по запросу «
Nepeta hot
»
Aradia Megido Eridan Ampora Jade Harley John Egbert Kanaya Maryam Karkat Vantas Nepeta Leijon Rose Lalonde Terezi Pyrope Vriska Serket MS Paint Adventures фэндомы Dave Strider Homestuck pades slick the psiioniic expatriate darkleer Poppop colonel sassacre windswept questant Jaspersprite gcat Nannasprite jadesprite Casey Prospitian Monarch vodka mutini Grandpa Harley Grand Highblood MS Paint becquerel E%ecutor Darkleer Hearts Boxcars The Summoner Dad Egbert Clubs Deuce Sn0wman lil cal Diamonds Droog Wayward Vagabond The Ψiioniic Andrew Hussie Doc Scratch The Disciple Orphaner Dualscar Davesprite bec noir Mom Lalonde Neophyte Redglare The Sufferer Bro Strider The Handmaid The Dolorosa Marquise Spinneret Mindfang Spades Slick Her Imperious Condescension Jake English Tavros Nitram Jane Crocker Dirk Strider Sollux Captor Equius Zahhak Gamzee Makara Feferi Peixes Roxy Lalonde
John Egbert Rose Lalonde Jade Harley Aradia Megido Karkat Vantas Nepeta Leijon Kanaya Maryam Terezi Pyrope Vriska Serket Eridan Ampora MS Paint Adventures фэндомы Homestuck Dave Strider dragonmom crabdad stitch (MSPA) Spidermom tinkerbull dodostad Jaspersprite Squarewave Sawtooth gcat Quarters Nannasprite Liv Tyler Mayor Biscuits Sawbuck Cans matchsticks Doze Miss Paint trace aimless renegade Itchy Casey Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer Fin die sweet bro and hella jeff eggs Crowbar The Felt Midnight Crew becquerel Peregrine Mendicant Serenity Hearts Boxcars Dad Egbert Clubs Deuce lusus Sn0wman lil cal Rufioh Nitram Diamonds Droog Wayward Vagabond Horuss Zahhak Andrew Hussie Doc Scratch Davesprite bec noir Lord English Mituna Captor Kurloz Makara Mom Lalonde Cronus Ampora Bro Strider Caliborn Kankri Vantas Clover Latula Pyrope Calliope Meulin Leijon Spades Slick Damara Megido Porrim Maryam Her Imperious Condescension Meenah Peixes Jake English Aranea Serket Tavros Nitram Jane Crocker Dirk Strider Sollux Captor Equius Zahhak Gamzee Makara Feferi Peixes Roxy Lalonde
Aradia Megido Kanaya Maryam Karkat Vantas Nepeta Leijon Terezi Pyrope Vriska Serket John Egbert Rose Lalonde Dave Strider Jade Harley MS Paint Adventures Homestuck windswept questant aimless renegade The Signless The Felt The Grand Highblood Peregrine Mendicant E%ecutor Darkleer Hearts Boxcars The Summoner Clubs Deuce Sn0wman Rufioh Nitram Diamonds Droog Wayward Vagabond Horuss Zahhak The Ψiioniic Andrew Hussie Doc Scratch The Disciple Orphaner Dualscar Mituna Captor Kurloz Makara Cronus Ampora Neophyte Redglare The Handmaid Caliborn Kankri Vantas The Dolorosa Latula Pyrope Calliope Meulin Leijon Marquise Spinneret Mindfang Spades Slick Damara Megido Porrim Maryam Her Imperious Condescension Meenah Peixes Jake English Aranea Serket Tavros Nitram Jane Crocker Dirk Strider Sollux Captor Equius Zahhak Gamzee Makara Feferi Peixes Roxy Lalonde Eridan Ampora
Eridan Ampora Jade Harley John Egbert Kanaya Maryam Karkat Vantas Nepeta Leijon Rose Lalonde Roxy Lalonde Terezi Pyrope Vriska Serket MS Paint Adventures фэндомы Homestuck Aradia Megido Dave Strider loopyylunatico26 expatriate darkleer windswept questant lil sebastian Jaspersprite Squarewave Sawtooth Quarters Nannasprite jadesprite Biscuits Sawbuck Brobot Cans matchsticks Doze Miss Paint trace aimless renegade Itchy echidna Fin die Prospitian Monarch Grand Highblood eggs Crowbar bro Serenity Hearts Boxcars The Summoner Dad Egbert Clubs Deuce Sn0wman lil cal Rufioh Nitram Diamonds Droog Wayward Vagabond Horuss Zahhak The Ψiioniic Andrew Hussie Doc Scratch The Disciple Orphaner Dualscar Davesprite bec noir Lord English Mituna Captor stitch Kurloz Makara Mom Lalonde Cronus Ampora Neophyte Redglare The Sufferer Aradiabot The Handmaid Caliborn Kankri Vantas The Dolorosa Clover Latula Pyrope Calliope Meulin Leijon Marquise Spinneret Mindfang Spades Slick Damara Megido Porrim Maryam Her Imperious Condescension Meenah Peixes Jake English Aranea Serket Tavros Nitram Jane Crocker Dirk Strider Sollux Captor Equius Zahhak Gamzee Makara Feferi Peixes
ALL THE TAGS, ALL OF TH8M
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang Homestuck The Summoner MSPA shipping MS Paint Adventures фэндомы
~hOT COSMO TIPS FROM THE SUMMONER~
Перевода не будет, ибо я ленивый.
cOSMO TIP #1. jUST AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO KISS SOMEONE,
mAKE SURE YOUR HORNS GET STUCK IN THE WALL AND YOU CAN’T MOVE FOR LIKE AN HOUR,
hOT COSMO TIP #2. wHEN THE PERSON YOU ARE FLUSHED FOR MOVES IN TO GREET YOU,
sWIVEL YOUR HEAD AROUND LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO SWING A GOD DAMN BASEBALL BAT, aND HIT HER IN THE FACE, lIKE A FUCKING CHUMP,
hOT COSMO TIP #3. iF SHE IS SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE (a FUCKING MIRACLE), aND IS INVITING YOU TO ENTER HER HIVE (aN EVEN MORE MIRACULOUS MIRACLE),
eNJOY THE IMMEDIATELY SUBSEQUENT AWKWARD SILENCE THAT FOLLOWS, bECAUSE YOU CAN NOT FIT THROUGH THE GODDAMN DOORWAY,
jOVIALLY FLY BACK HOME EMITTING A GROSS MIASMA OF SEXUAL TENSION TROLL PHEREMONES, yOU BEAUTIFUL WINNER YOU,
